I’m not a tomboy. I’m not in any way masculine, in fact, I’m rather a priss about some things. HOWEVER! I LOVE vehicles. I love the Transformers. I love Johnny Lightning. I like Harleys and fast boats. I am fascinated with Peterbilts.
Peterbilt – Optimus Prime
My dream car is the Dodge Viper:
Dodge Viper – dream car
But in all practicality, I’ll end up with my Camaro, soon, I’m hoping:
My reality car – Chevy Camaro
Eventually I want to have a Stingray:
Fun Retirement Car – Stingray Corvette
I collect die cast cars. Hot Wheels, Matchbox, and so far my favorite is the Johnny Lightning cars. I have quite a few. I don’t care about rarity or anything like that, I just get the ones I think look cool. I have a lot of ‘Vettes and Camaros and a few Vipers. I like the special edition superhero cars. I have a 1:64 die cast of Dale Earnhardt Senior’s first race car, a pink ’56 Ford Victoria.
Can you believe this was his first racer?
Anyways, the point of this post is this: girls are turned on by cool cars. Girls will ALWAYS be turned on by cool cars. If you do not currently own a cool car, please do not despair. It isn’t a requirement for many of us. Not even me. However, if you are dating someone and she claims that she prefers you drive a little, economical, Japanese-made, run-forever car, she is being smart. And practical. And a liar. Her motor will rev with the sound of every engine she hears from a big ‘ol Chevy or Ford or Dodge, PIECE-O-CRAP, DOWN HOME AMERICAN-MADE, MUSCLE MACHINE.
That said, it really is okay to be practical, fuel efficient, eco-friendly and we do appreciate when you are these things, but PLEASE do excuse us when we moisten our panties at the sight of a Hot Rod. It cannot be helped.
Please do stay tuned for:
Strip Club Secrets
Chubby Guys I’d Get Down With
Playmate Gate 
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