There may be some sensitive R-rated material in this post, just to warn ahead of time…
#1.
Very importantly, the issue of trimming downstairs:
Guys, I know what happens when you all try shaving for the first time. You wind up with all sorts of razor burn, bumps, itching, scratchiness, and even pain. It’s uncomfortable at the very least. So, you leave it alone after that and the girls either deal with it or they don’t (you hope they do).
Let me help you do this the correct and easy, painless way. DEFINITELY do it, but do it right:
First. DO NOT SHAVE. Put the razor down. Pick up some hair cutting scissors instead and trim it back as short as possible without making it stubbly enough to cause irritation.
As you get used to the new do, you can gradually trim it back more and more and eventually even start shaving a bit at a time. You have to toughen up the area, slowly. You can’t just full on expose it to the elements when it has grown used to the full coverage of fur. Slowly but surely is how you go at it.
The women you date will appreciate this. We don’t want you in pain and unable to be touched, but we don’t enjoy choking on long pubes, either. We prefer to not have hair going up our nose, or getting stuck in our nether regions. Definitely clean it up, but gently and carefully.
#2.
Asking a woman to go downtown is never okay. If she wants to do it, she will. Asking her to, even if initially she would have, automatically causes her to balk. Of course, she may do it anyways, feeling obligated, but trust me when I say it will not be her best performance.
If you are unfortunate enough to have landed a girl who never initiates oral sex, the rule still stands. You may need to move on if it is important enough to you to cause feelings of resentment toward her. There are many women who enjoy doing it and you can find one. There are probably more girls who do than those who don’t.
#3.
Never expect to receive without giving. If you detest going south, you should never expect her to.
If there is something that causes you to balk, such as a scent or too much fur, remedy it subtly by playfully suggesting a shower or bath together. Lather her up. Tell her you’ve always fantasized about shaving a woman and ask if she would allow you to. If this goes forward, be very careful, we have lots of folds and crevices. Pull skin taught before you touch it with a razor.
The point is, if you like her, fix the situation. If she isn’t important enough to do that, then just avoid it and don’t sleep with her again.
#4.
Every so often you may come across a woman who is shy about allowing you to navigate southward. It doesn’t matter the reasons, it makes no difference why, but something has caused her to be uncomfortable with it.
Don’t push it. If it’s a one-night-stand, just drop it.
However, if this is someone you are going to be dating, don’t give up with just one try. After time goes by, she will begin trusting you. She may eventually be open to it, but you need to let her know that it’s something you WANT very much to do. Don’t beg, just keep making the attempt. Maybe wait til a time when she’s had some wine.
Never give up completely, though, because she may eventually feel like you never really wanted to in the first place, thus very possibly re-enforcing her phobia. This may cause resentment.
I know. We are complicated creatures, delicate yet lethal. You would never want us any other way!
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