Continued from: “I Love Nerds”.. My Top Favorite Geeky Guys…

I wrote a post not long ago explaining why I love nerds. Intelligence, modesty, the quiet sexiness about them… Nerds are, SERIOUSLY, the hottest kind of guy on Earth. The sexiest. My favorite.

Here are my top favorite nerds, in no particular order, but starting with a couple from my earliest memories:

Luke Skywalker. My mom, my sister, everyone I knew, was “googoo” over Han Solo. Me? Luke was my man. I was four years old. We saw Star Wars at the drive-ins with my mom. I remember both of my sisters (big and little, I’m the middle child, can you tell?) freaking out and crying when Darth Vader first appeared, his entire head taking up the screen. I also remember my older sister and my mom acting like love-struck effeminates when it came to Han. Me? I LOVED Luke. I was four years old and he was the man I would marry. We kids would play Star Wars and no one was allowed to be Luke Skywalker except me. I loved him, but was the only one allowed to BE him. Weird, yes?

GOD, was I in love with the boy! Four years old and head over heels. My first nerdy heart throb.

After Luke came Elliot. Yes. Elliot from E.T.

God knows how old I was, but this little boy lit fires I had no idea existed.

Funny. Given the chance to kiss him now? I guess I’d have to kiss him on the cheek and tell him he’s about a century or so too late!

Thankfully, Elliot grew into a pretty sexy guy. Still thinkin I might wanna do him!

Those were my first two crushes. I’m thinkin I may have leaned toward the nerd from the beginning. The following are my favorite nerdy, geeks ever. I can’t say they are in any particular order, but I’m going to save my very favorite, numero uno dork for very last. Yes, I said “dork”. He is nerd, geek, and total dork all wrapped up in one and I love him. Donchoo cheat and skip ahead to see who it is! That will take the fun out of it.

So, my list of the cutest, sexiest nerds of all time (this, of course, includes the two aforementioned hotties, I just thought they deserved their own special place):

Anthony Michael Hall

From Sweet Sixteen…

To The Breakfast Club, this little geek has earned his cubicle in history!

It doesn’t hurt that he’s aged into a friggin ROCK STAR!

Anthony Michael Hall has definitely earned his place on the list of the world’s sexiest nerds.

John Cusack:

My god, this man is top shelf!

The first time I saw him…

Was in Disney’s “The Journey of Natty Gann”…

I was ever lost in that mouth..

Those eyes…

The dangerous sexiness..

And sophisticated mystery…

Of his sweet, sometimes innocent face. I will always love John Cusack.

Michael J. Fox

Sometimes I see him…

Our sweet “Back to the Future” hero…

I can’t believe a disease beyond his control…

Can come and rob him of his confidence…

Then I see him again…

And I see he’s won the battle…

Because once again, there’s Michael, as Foxy as he ever was.

Matthew Broderick

If you don’t love Matthew Broderick..

You can’t possibly love nerds…

From Ferris Bueller…

To everything else he did…

Matthew Broderick still makes my heart skip beats!

David Duchovny

X-Files and Kalifornia…

I missed nothing he starred in…

Ranking VERY high on my list…

David was co-star of more than one heated dream!

Matthew Perry

Of Friend’s Chandler Bing fame…

Let me remind you…

This list is in no particular order…

Matthew has a part of my heart, along with the rest of our “Friends”…

David Schwimmer

Probably the most unfortunate of the bunch..

He still retains a magnetism…

Seriously…

I’d rock his world!

DEXTER!!! Yes, Dexter:

Not his real name, of course, but how we know him…

We come, now, to a brand new favorite…

The genius, psychotic, serial killer, nerd…

So hot, I had to have a picture with him!

Shia Labeouf

Having a little boy…

Has made a Transformers fan out of me…

Sweet Bumblebee’s sexy charge…

Makes my list of favorite nerds…

With very little effort…

Shia is geeky hot!

Bret Harrison

We’ve come to the star of one of my favorite shows ever…

The sexy, geeky Sam, of Reaper…

Which got cancelled after two seasons. Story of my life…

This left me wanting more…

Of this lovable, dork of a boy…

And what was weird, during my research…

I realized the actor who played the Devil…

Although no nerd by any stretch…

Was none other than Ray Wise, who played…

Sol Gann, father of Natty Gann (mentioned earlier with John Cusack)!

Ewen McGregor

I first saw him as a young Obi Wan in Star Wars Episode 1..

He made a sexy young Jedi..

And sounded just like Obi Wan..

His British accent is part of his quiet, sexy charm.

Toby Maguire

He will always be Spidey to me..

No matter how often they remake Spider-man..

I think they had it right the first time.

James Franco

He goes from sweet , sexy Harry..

To the Goblin’s villain son..

And then back again..

I love how versatile James is…

He makes a sexy villain..

Superhero..

And nerdy best friend.

Topher Grace

From That 70s Show..

To Spidey’s most lethal nemesis..

Topher Grace is another very versatile nerd.

Michael Cera

He’s been in several movies..

And always plays a nerd..

His sweet, passive nerdiness..

Makes him rank high on my list.

Jesse Eisenberg

I loved the solemn intelligence..

Mixed with near social retardation..

That sexy, sweet Jesse..

Pulls off without a hitch..

In roles like the Facebook Guru in The Social Network.

Neil Patrick Harris

He plays cute little Doogie Howser..

And grows into another sexy nerd..

And even does Spider-man’s voice in one of the animated series.

Zach Levi

This one’s a new discovery..

At least for me, he’s new..

He’s very sexy and nerdy..

As a guy named Chuck, a show I have yet to check out..

Or even just being Zachary.

Zach Braff

My list would not be complete..

Without the sexy star of S.C.R.U.B.S…

J.D’s geeky humor earns him status with those who love nerds.

Last, but definitely not least.. as I said before, this list is in no particular order.. My favorite nerd of all time, one that will always have the number one spot in my heart:

Clark Kent

I love Christopher Reeve’s version..

He will always be THE Superman to me..

But I also love Tom Welling..

The sexy, eternally good Smallville actor..

No one has the finesse to go from beautiful perfection..

To a clumsy nerd..

And back again..

The way Clark Kent can!

So, this is my list of the sexiest, most awesome nerds of all time. Did I leave anyone out? Leave a comment if you think I missed anyone, we can always add them to the list!

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Cook to impress your lady! It can be simple, yet taste gourmet…

Hot, but not exactly wise…

There are so many guys out there who still believe that they don’t need to learn to cook because it’s a woman’s thing. That is such Bologna it isn’t even funny. Seriously guys, if you know how to cook just one or two meals, and cook them well, you have no idea the power to impress you hold in your hands. Gourmet doesn’t have to involve all kinds of cooking techniques you can’t even spell or pronounce. It’s quite easy to make a very simple, yet elegant and tasty meal that will impress the panties off of any woman.

Fun, but not necessary.

One of my favorite date ideas is to go to his house and watch him cook while we sip wine. It’s so much nicer than going out, because you are alone, in an intimate setting. You can light some candles, drink wine, and get to know each other. If a man can cook, he doubles in value, to be honest, because I LOVE tasty food that I don’t have to cook myself.

Remember the scene in Spider man 3?

Harry’s cute cooking antics nearly win him Spidey’s girl!

So, just a few things you should be sure to have:

A big pot with lid.

A small pot with lid.

A large skillet with lid.

A good spatula, wooden spoons, pasta utensil, ladle, and BBQ utensils.

A cheese grater.

A colander (to drain noodles).

A chopping board.

A mixing bowl.

And some food stuff to always have handy:

J. Lee Roy’s Cookin Seasonings.

Garlic Salt.

Pasta.

Frozen veggies (broccoli, green beans, corn, etc).

Parmesan Cheese.

Eggs.

Pepper Jack Cheese.

Sour Cream.

So, you get the idea. I’ll be releasing a cook book for guys who don’t cook, very soon. It will have lots of very simple, tasty, gourmet-like meals meant to impress, with little skill, and even a low budget. If you know what you’re doing, cooking for your date can save money, too.

So, guys, put on your aprons and break out a new skill. Cooking. It’s not just for chicks. Good food can be the way to our hearts, too, you know!

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Women want you to be yourself! Or do they?

We forever are hearing someone say we should be ourselves. Just be you… but should we, really?

This is a controversial subject, I know. Well, my biggest focus with The Playmate Gate is to give guys a good idea of what women really want from them. To allow them in on the inside secrets that women usually don’t disclose, easily if at all. My content is, above all, honest and without sugar-coating or a chaser. If anyone reading this takes it the wrong way, or get’s mad and offended, I can’t apologize. My information is aimed at the portion of my readers who want the truth, because, face it, knowledge is power. If you know what women truly want, you are more likely going to be able to provide it.

I can’t honestly speak for all beautiful women, but being one myself, and being raised with two beautiful sisters, then going on to working in clubs and modeling, etc, I’ve been around beautiful women all of my life. I have a pretty decent idea of what the majority of them are after.

That being said, if you have taken in the advice somewhere that women want you to “be yourself”, well, that should be examined. We absolutely do not want you to lie, pretend to be something you are not, deceive us, give us false hopes, or anything along those lines. So, in that aspect, “be yourself” does ring true. Let’s put that a bit differently, though. Don’t be someone else. Don’t pretend.

So, having that part cleared up, let’s move on to actually “being yourself”.

Honestly? No. Women do not want you to be yourself. Now, keep reading, even if I just pissed you off. Give me a chance to completely ruin your day, not just 5 minutes of it. I kid! Don’t close the page.

What women truly want is for you to be clean, polite, smell wonderful, witty and funny, intelligent, suave, brave, strong, sensitive, chivalrous, sexy, heroic, and be able to whip up a delicious meal on the fly. Think. In all honesty, how many of these things describe the real you? When you are home, alone, in your room, no one there, are you any of these things? Maybe one or two. Probably none. I would wager that about 75% of the guys who read this, while in the privacy of their own home, are smelly, gassy, burping, snorting, cartoon viewing, gross joke cracking, beer drinking, women ogling, scared of the dark, t.v. dinner chowing, rude beasts. You may not even realize it. Maybe you think that if a women wants to be with you, she must suffer your bodily noises and be understanding if you ogle other women, when she catches you, which she usually will, because most of you are really not as sly as you believe you are.

What women truly do NOT want:

To smell or hear your bodily functions.

You to crack rude, gross jokes to us and then act as though we are inferior for not finding them funny.

To have you treat us with disrespect in front of your buddies.

To allow your buddies to disrespect us, behind our backs, or right in front of us.

To detect any fear in you.

You to ogle women who are not us, ever, not even in private, and we’d like you to reassure us of this.

To be condescended to or made to feel inferior in any way.

You to gloat if we argue and somehow you win. We’d prefer never to hear of it again. Ever.

You to guzzle a beer, make that annoying AAAAAHHHHHHHH sound, and then belch as long and loud as possible.

To sum up, no, women absolutely do not want you to “be yourself” if that involves anything on the above list and more. But let me please remind you of something, before indignation causes any exploding heads.. we girls work very hard to be beautiful, sexy, smart, good in bed, good in the kitchen, nice to your buddies, welcoming to your family, etc. Reverse the situation and tell me, honestly, do you really believe that any of what we present to you is our true, unaltered self? It works both ways. When you adore someone, you do your best to be the YOU that turns them on and makes them happy. Personally, I love being the hottie that turns my man on every night. When I’m at home, alone, I’m without make-up, wearing sweats and tank tops, glasses, and clicking away on my lap top with my hair a mess. I would never want to “be myself” all of the time, how boring would that be?! And as far as anyone knows? My body does nothing gross and makes no gross sounds or smells. Period.

So, don’t try to be something you truly are not and don’t be deceitful or dishonest. Just DO keep some aspects of you to yourself when you are around women. It’s okay. You aren’t hurting or depriving yourself in any way, I don’t care what the professionals tell you 😉

 

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