Facial hair review…

Noooooooo

When the lead singer of my favorite band, Our Lady Peace, decided to grow a beard (cultivating it and keeping it only for a brief time, during which was my first and, so far, only opportunity to see them live), I began giving the male facial hair question some thought. While I love Raine Maida (OLP’s lead singer), I am relieved he shaved the carpet from his strikingly amazing face.

Raine Maida – No carpet, and at the concert I went to, carpeted.

I am not completely against facial hair on a man. It depends on the man and how he keeps it. I think my biggest issue is that I have extremely sensitive skin and when a guy forgets or neglects to shave, kissing me is pretty much out of the question. It turns my face into something that resembles a sunburned porcupine victim.

There are some absolute musts in the facial hair department, such as:

Wolverine!

Captain Jack Sparrow

Odin, Thor’s father.

ZZ Top, of course.

For the most part, I believe a man should keep it neat and trimmed. Both upstairs and down, by the way. My favorite style of facial hair… the soul patch..

Soul Patch – Matt

It matches my landing strip 😉

 

Keep tuned. Coming up:

Chubby guys I’d get down with.

Things some guys haven’t caught onto yet, but should.

Strip Club Secrets. A peek into the dressing room.