Another sexy little tip for my ladies…

I love wearing thigh high stockings. They look hot and guys love them There are two issues I have with most thigh highs I’ve bought at a store:

a. they start to roll or slip down.

b. they grip my thighs too tightly, causing them to bulge.

I found a solution. I bought a very simple, adjustable, black garter. I had a silky pair of nude panty hose (which I do not wear), and I cut them off at the thighs, evenly. I wear them held up with the garter and the unfinished top looks and feels so sexy! Perfect with a little school girl style skirt that only shows a peek every now and then, just so that it’s revealed that you are wearing the garter and thigh highs. It’s seductive and stylish in an almost old fashioned way.

You can, of course, do this with any color panty hose or tights that you wish. This will drive a man to distraction, by the way, so be prepared. If you try this, I can not be held responsible for turning your guy into a sex-crazy beast!

It looks best with heels, but if you have a cute pair of flat MaryJanes, you can get away with wearing those instead and still look pretty amazing!

Ok, boys, take off the pants and put on tights!

Did she say tights??

Yes, she did. Of course she is only speaking figuratively, men are not allowed to wear tights unless they:

a. are Mikhail Baryshnikov.

or

b. can fly, shoot lasers from their eyes, or lift a monster truck over their head.

I  was, indeed, only speaking figuratively. What I am getting at is this: women want real men, yes. We want strong, powerful, masculine men, brave and courageous, stoic and hard.

We do not, however, want to be told what to do and how to do it and when to stop. We do not want a man ordering us to “get me a beer, wench!”. We do not desire a burping, gas passing neanderthal who tells us what we should think and feel. This is not our idea of a real man. Remember my “I love nerds” post? Intelligence and quiet, sweet demeanor are sexy.

Haha!

What we want and long for is a hero. Someone protective and brave. Even if he isn’t very big and isn’t even particularly strong, we just want him to be protective OF us and shelter us from those who would bring us pain or embarrassment. A real man makes us feel secure and safe. He listens to our woes and actually feels for us when we hurt. If someone makes us angry, he growls and wants to harm them (of course, he does not, but indicating that he wants to makes us feel better).

Heroes are cool.

Now before you take me completely wrong, I am absolutely not indicating that you have to have super powers or be all muscle-bound and fearless. I’m saying that women do not consider chauvinism and rude, gross, and noisy disrespect manly traits. It’s just rude, gross, and disrespectful. The opposite of manly in our opinion.

A man is someone who can stand by us, unflinching. Someone who picks us up when we fall, even if he knew we were going to fall and we didn’t listen to him. Someone who has no problem letting his boisterous pals know that we are important and perfect in his eyes and let them call him “whipped” or whatever if they feel the need.

No, we do not want a pussy. We do not want to be able to walk all over him. We do want him to be a man, and we want him to be OUR man, strong and true.

Stay tuned for more tips and insider secrets of beautiful women.

Chubby guys with attitude, just bigger versions of hot…

I have secret crushes on several chubbier guys and I’m not going to let “political correctness” keep me from broadcasting it! I think any man can be sexy if he knows how to carry what he has…

Chubby guys I’d get down with:

Jack Black:

Hot

Love you, Jack

Jack Nicholson:

Jack (so cute) Nicholson

Whatta babe.

One of my favorite faces.

Kevin James:

Kevin James

The King of Queens

Funny AND cute. Very hot combo.

Chris Farley:

Rest in Peace, sweet boy.

Adam Richman from Man vs. Food:

Adam Richman, cute vs. food!

Adam Richman, I’ll cook for him!

Guy Fieri:

Cute AND a cook! My prayers are answered.

As hot as his oven.

This is just a list of examples. When you are meant to be chubby, you know it and you know how to display it. Some of the sexiest men on Earth are chubby. Don’t believe me? Refer to above images 😉