Chubby guys with attitude, just bigger versions of hot…

I have secret crushes on several chubbier guys and I’m not going to let “political correctness” keep me from broadcasting it! I think any man can be sexy if he knows how to carry what he has…

Chubby guys I’d get down with:

Jack Black:

Hot

Love you, Jack

Jack Nicholson:

Jack (so cute) Nicholson

Whatta babe.

One of my favorite faces.

Kevin James:

Kevin James

The King of Queens

Funny AND cute. Very hot combo.

Chris Farley:

Rest in Peace, sweet boy.

Adam Richman from Man vs. Food:

Adam Richman, cute vs. food!

Adam Richman, I’ll cook for him!

Guy Fieri:

Cute AND a cook! My prayers are answered.

As hot as his oven.

This is just a list of examples. When you are meant to be chubby, you know it and you know how to display it. Some of the sexiest men on Earth are chubby. Don’t believe me? Refer to above images 😉

Hot Rods and Muscle Cars!

I’m not a tomboy. I’m not in any way masculine, in fact, I’m rather a priss about some things. HOWEVER! I LOVE vehicles. I love the Transformers. I love Johnny Lightning. I like Harleys and fast boats. I am fascinated with Peterbilts.

Peterbilt – Optimus Prime

My dream car is the Dodge Viper:

Dodge Viper – dream car

But in all practicality, I’ll end up with my Camaro, soon, I’m hoping:

My reality car – Chevy Camaro

Eventually I want to have a Stingray:

Fun Retirement Car – Stingray Corvette

I collect die cast cars. Hot Wheels, Matchbox, and so far my favorite is the Johnny Lightning cars. I have quite a few. I don’t care about rarity or anything like that, I just get the ones I think look cool. I have a lot of ‘Vettes and Camaros and a few Vipers. I like the special edition superhero cars. I have a 1:64 die cast of Dale Earnhardt Senior’s first race car, a pink ’56 Ford Victoria.

Can you believe this was his first racer?

Anyways, the point of this post is this: girls are turned on by cool cars. Girls will ALWAYS be turned on by cool cars. If you do not currently own a cool car, please do not despair. It isn’t a requirement for many of us. Not even me. However, if you are dating someone and she claims that she prefers you drive a little, economical, Japanese-made, run-forever car, she is being smart. And practical. And a liar. Her motor will rev with the sound of every engine she hears from a big ‘ol Chevy or Ford or Dodge, PIECE-O-CRAP, DOWN HOME AMERICAN-MADE, MUSCLE MACHINE.

That said, it really is okay to be practical, fuel efficient, eco-friendly and we do appreciate when you are these things, but PLEASE do excuse us when we moisten our panties at the sight of a Hot Rod. It cannot be helped.

Please do stay tuned for:

Strip Club Secrets

Chubby Guys I’d Get Down With

I love nerds.

Sexy nerd.

The most attractive quality in a man is a high I.Q. I love extremely intelligent guys. Nothing turns me off faster than someone who isn’t at least equal to me in intelligence. I love the shy, quiet, smart type. The ones who can do math and know everything about a computer. Smart is sexy. A guy should never “ghetto up” his lingo, or speak with inadequate grammar and vocabulary. And there is nothing worse than that macho asshole who is one person when alone with a girl, but someone totally different when he’s around his friends. NEVER EVER dis-respect a girl unless she totally deserves it. It’s a turn off and makes a guy appear insecure and not genuine. It also places him right into the average, boring crowd of cattle and sheep mooooving right along to society’s rhythm. LAME.

Nerds are HOT